No stories split opinion as much as the light-hearted ones do. Some universally love them, and some well, you get the picture. I try to keep an open mind about them; I think The Chase is brilliant, for example, whereas others make me cringe as anyone who has read my recent review of Delta And The Bannermen will attest (and lets not forget Aliens Of London). While I wouldnt call it comedic, The Androids Of Tara is certainly lightweight and furthermore, its an example of a lightweight story pitched just right.
Having said that, it does get off to a shaky start. Ive never held David Fisher in particularly high regard as a writer, and the beginning of this episode showcases why: his dialogue isnt terrible, but it is completely lacking in any breadth beyond what applies directly to the plot. Every line spoken is the minimum necessary to push the narrative forward; characterisation, subtext and original panache are hardly present at all. The best I can say about it is that it has a certain simplistic elegance, but I feel that it is simply Fishers rudimentary skill that causes this. It is his well-known source material rather than him that makes this story the most enjoyable of his four scripts for the series. This isnt a problem once the plot actually gets going, but in the early introductory scenes the script creaks through its inability to carry a conversation that doesnt directly correspond to its core idea of Count Grendels political machinations. Hence we have Romanas horribly delivered recap of their quest for the season, exposition so unsubtle it feels like being on the receiving end of Monty Pythons fish-slapping routine. We also get the Doctors desire to take a break, which judders along side the intention of the story as a whole. Just to get my gripes over and done with, four stories in and Tom Baker and the Ice Queen still have no on-screen rapport whatsoever. Baker tries his best, but Frostina undermines his efforts with boringly delivered lines that for all their efficiency arent much more interesting than her just saying Im going over here.
Ten minutes in the plot gets going, and all is well. The segment is found immediately, and plays little part in the story. This adventure epitomises how to carry a plot-arc successfully: not to be concerned about it all the time. This serial comes as light relief to prevent the ongoing hunt for the Key To Time, which had been going on unabated for twelve weeks, and prevents it becoming boring it works wonderfully well. In even the most dynamic of narratives (not that thats an adjective commonly appropriate to the Graham Williams era) there comes a time when its good to take the foot from the accelerator and just cruise for a bit.
The core idea of a technologically-sophisticated society that is aesthetically archaic is a brilliantly original one, even if it doesnt really stand up to scrutiny; then again, this episode was never designed to stand up to scrutiny, or else it wouldnt be lightweight. It creates a fascinating juxtaposition between culture and technology, and also presents the unique scenario of a science-fiction adventure with what is for practical purposes a period setting and when it comes to period settings, Doctor Whos hit-rate is well documented. It is helped by some pleasing design work (my jaw hit the ground when I saw that designer Valerie Warrender was also responsible for The Twin Dilemma), and some excellently directed location footage from Michael Hayes. I shouldnt need to make that point given that Hayes also helmed the truly magnificent City Of Death, but he never seems to get much recognition. The only real failing in design terms is the wood beast, but then its really just the inanimate plastic face mask that lets it down; at least it can move at more than a snails pace, unlike several other monsters that space does not permit me to list. Also the incidental music sees Dudley Simpson on one of his better days, his harpsichord score appropriate to the story and unobtrusive.
In acting terms the story gets by with an average cast: Neville Jason is good as Prince Reynart but is cancelled out by the hamtastic Paul Lavers as Farrah. The real standout though is of course Peter Jeffery as Count Grendel, who makes a brilliant villain for such a story: pantomime-influenced, but retaining all his credibility. In short, I love to hate him in a way only really matched by Roger Delgado. Baker is flippant, as he was throughout most of Williamss time as producer, but not lazy yet. Zadeks and Reynarts explanation of Taras political system is reasonable in the exposition field, staying the right side of stating the obvious, and signposts future action in which swashes will be significantly buckled.
The poisoned chalice is, unsurprisingly, a stock element but it makes for an enjoyable cliffhanger leading to a great final shot of the leering Grendel. Very little has happened of note in the first episode, which is odd given that the only purpose of each scene is to further the plot, but it has the perfect spirit.
Im not criticising it as such, but the superficiality of this story does make it quite hard to find something to say about it beyond aesthetic details. For most stories this would be a final condemnation, but this is so intentionally daffy and confident in its execution it elevates it to the level of fun-for-all. It has to be said that even if the dialogue is not so simple intentionally it is very tight; a rare exception to its purely perfunctory nature comes with Farrahs nervousness towards androids, to which the Doctor responds that androids feel the same way about humans. This is a good moment, even if it had been done better in The Robots Of Death.
Cyril Shaps plays a whinger in all four of his appearances in the show, which is an unfortunate role to be typecast as, and this is his only story where he doesnt get killed. He can get very annoying, especially when Im so familiar with The Tomb Of The Cybermen is which is complaining reaches incredible levels. The cliffhanger is great if only because its so much fun to see the Doctor triumphant, even if it does undermine Grendels threat. Mary Tamms speech to the android king, however, sounds like its being delivered by a zombie. Tamm plays four roles in this story (a record), when she can only barely cope with one. However, two of the roles are only faceless ciphers - and the androids dont take much skill either.
There is as tense seen as the characters blag their way through the android kings malfunctions, and this leads on to a brief shot of the segment; it has no bearing on the story, and is only being shown through necessity as there is no real way of avoiding that this is a Key to Time story; of all of the six serials this is the one that could sit most happily in another season.
The Romana-android that fires a laser at womb height (a feminist commentary perhaps, or just laughable visual effects? You decide) gets by as this episode makes no claim to gritty realism. This makes it all the more jarring to hear of Lamias relationship with Grendel; a relief to see a moment of characterisation, even if it is slightly tokenist.
The destruction of the Romana-android is a stagy action scene: Hayess strength is with film. The action scenes that take place outdoors are much better, even if the guards cannot shoot straight; villains could very rarely shoot straight in Doctor Who, but here for some reason I found their ability to hit just about everything except what they were actually aiming at quite irritating. It is a shock to see Madam Lamia killed in such an inherently gentle story though; the mortality rate for this story (credited characters only* not including regulars) is only 11.1%.
Into the final episode, and Grendels outburst of this is not wine but vinegar is embarrassingly cheesy in a story that, while undeniably derivative, has an original twist.
Tamms performance as Strella is even worse than her one as Romana, if thats possible, and annoyingly K9 plays a significant role in the plot. Like the sonic screwdriver hes OK for certain things but if hes used directly in solving the plot then hes just as galling as any other narrative device; theres also the problem that I never feel so much like its a kids show as when K9s on screen. That said he does get quite sarky in this episode, making him just about bearable. Even so, the hamster with a blunt penknife line is overrated.
There are lots of cuts between film and videotape here, which is helped by the darkness. The finale is wonderful: again it contains stock elements, but the oldies are the best: it has all the classics such as an unjust wedding interrupted in the nick of time and a very well choreographed swordfight that restores my faith in Hayes. However, Bakers performance does verge on slapstick here which is inappropriate for a show that, while whimsical, was not a comedy programme. By contrast the lack of incidental music in the first part of the fight makes it seem very grim and serious, although it makes it less dramatic also.
A Gracht never surrenders: they take the honourable option of fleeing. It makes his last words of next time I shall not be so lenient seem very witty, and it is testament to how sweet natured this is that it feels totally right that the villain should escape free. Id feel sorry for him if he bit the dust. This is followed by the quick, necessary scene of making sure they have the segment, and the Doctors line of I didnt catch one fish must have seemed a very strange thing to say to the 500 000 people who hadnt watched part one.
My top ten list is loaded up with the deep and rich stories such as The Curse Of Fenric, City Of Death and Kinda The Androids Of Tara is a perfect alternative however, when I want one. It will never be a classic as it is so essentially empty and so Im only giving it an average rating, but it gets that by default more than anything else; settle down with a swiss roll and some dry cider and its a delight from beginning to end.
*Besides, I think K9 probably only stunned those guards anyway. Wouldnt really suit the tone otherwise.