Doesn't time fly when you're having fun? Remarkably, Smith and Jones was the 29th episode of the regenerated Doctor Who. So, how was this important opening episode of the third series?
Traditionally, even going back to Tom Baker's tenure, the first episode of a new season is rarely the best, or even anywhere near the best. If that proves true this year, we're in for a very good 13 weeks indeed, because Smith and Jones was a solid opener, with many fine moments.
There's no doubt in my mind that Smith and Jones was superior to New Earth - and also to Rose, the episode with which it must inevitably be compared because of their mutual central theme - the introduction of a new, long-term companion. Rose, to be fair, had a bit more to do as well, as it was charged with reintroducing the entire show.
As the name of the episode suggests, this was about a Smith - The Doctor's pseudonym - and a Jones - Martha, destined to be the new First Lady of the TARDIS. As with Rose, writer Russell T Davies underlined one of his great strengths - quickly integrating a new character into an existing series, and making the audience care about them in a short space of time. And if that was his goal, he scored with great aplomb. Again.
Martha, an attractive, intelligent, strong young woman - fine TARDIS travelling stock, one might opine - was revealed to be a medical student, whose hospital was transported to the Moon by the Judoon, a race of rhino-headed storm troopers on the hunt for a fugitive.
The Doctor, alerted to strange goings-on at the hospital and in cognito as a patient - Mr Smith - teams up with Martha, whom he identifies as a brighter member of the medical staff, to seek out the object of the Judoon's search before they either wipe out the patients and staff, or lack of oxygen kills them all.
A Plasmavore, a blood-sucking (through a plastic straw!) shapeshifter in the guise of an old woman, proves to be the creature being sought, and is planning to flee in a Judoon ship and destroy half the Earth by overloading an MRI scanner. The Doctor confronts her, but she sucks the blood from him and leaves him for dead before she is destroyed by the Judoon.
Martha revives The Doctor with the kiss of life, and the Judoon restore the hospital to Earth.
Although Martha and The Doctor went their separate ways, the latter returns to seek her out, and offers her a trip in the TARDIS . . .
As ever with the 45-minute format (and especially here with a new companion to bed in) the plot was rather shoehorned in and then out, but it was good fun if you didn't look too closely for holes and crackled along at the usual breakneck pace, marshalled well by new show director, Charles Palmer.
As this was effectively "her" episode, how did the new girl do?
Freema Agyeman has tough shoes to fill, because Billie Piper (and I'm sure time will show this) is one of the leading actresses of her generation. But there's every indication that Ms Agyeman has what it takes to endear herself to the millions of fans of the show. This was an accomplished and endearing debut.
Although she came with a big, positive build-up from the DW production team, there was a temptation to think "they would say that, wouldn't they?" But I think they're right - she looks great, is very believable, and looks to have a strong chemistry with David Tennant, even at this early stage.
There are very few non-white leading ladies in mainstream British TV dramas, most of which have a disproportionately high number of white characters, so she's a rarity in that sense. But her colour shouldn't be an issue, of course. The ability is clearly there.
As a companion, Martha shows a deal of promise - she has an enquiring mind, a thirst for knowledge and adventure, and wasn't phased by the concept of being transported away from Earth. Interesting that it's now part of the show's canon that alien invasion is seen as a plausible threat to present-day Earth, and Martha took that in her stride.
Credit here again to Davies for Martha's almost-seamless integration. By introducing Catherine Tate's Donna as a "buffer" companion in The Runaway Bride, the viewers have already been given time to get used to Rose's departure. Rose isn't forgotten - it was right that The Doctor mentioned her again towards the end of the episode, but I'd be surprised if her name cropped up again too much. Time moves on, and time to move on.
Slightly armed with spoilerific information here, but it is clear that the dynamic between Martha and The Doctor is going to be different to that between him and Rose.
There was no question that The Doctor and Rose were in love - Doomsday having silenced all doubts about that - whereas here, it looks like Martha has designs on The Doctor - her noting his wearing of tight suits - while he is just on the lookout for a new travelling companion.
I am in the school who prefers if not an asexual Doctor (very difficult in this case as David Tennant is a very good-looking and sexy man - so I'm told by every woman I know!) then one who is ambiguous about his sexuality - I just believe that makes him stand out from the crowd more.
If Agyeman made a strong start, she was ably assisted by the show's star. I was a Tennant fan last year, with certain caveats, but he really grew on me during a recent rewatching of the entire second series. Now, I have no doubts that he IS The Doctor.
Tennant, for me, is only second to Tom Baker in the title role. And by a diminishing gap. He has his detractors, but I have grown to appreciate the quirkiness he brings to the role - I loved the scene when he dispensed with his shoes after letting out radiation through his foot! That was very Tenth Doctor.
Tennant also did well to deliver the line "Judoon platoon on the Moon" without his native Scots brogue! Just as well Davies didn't add "We're all doomed", the famous line from Private Fraser in Dad's Army, though . . .
If, as seems likely, Tennant completes a full third season, I'm sure his place at the head of DW lore will be assured.
The rest of the cast made less of an impression - Roy Marsden made a pleasing cameo as the consultant and Anne Reid was chilling in parts, hammy in parts as the Plasmavore. Martha's family - estranged parents, father's girlfriend, brother and sister - were short on screen time, and clearly will need more of that to earn the affection in which Jackie and Mickey were held. They were not instantly popular either, though.
Great effects - the Moon looked fabulous - and composer Murray Gold's excellence can be taken as heard, while the Judoon head was another triumph for Neill Gorton and his prosthetics team.
Clever idea to have rhino-headed storm troopers, another iconic creation and one which has got to have a high fear factor for young children. I wasn't 100 per cent convinced about the leather skirts which accompanied them, but put that down to a bit of mischief from the writer - a right he has earned!
The voice was also excellent - highly distinctive, and I much preferred Nick Brigg's interpretation here than the Cyber voices. I enjoyed the Judoon booming in its own tongue before assimilating the human voice. I suspect we will see these space policemen, er, policerhinos again.
And what of those little "seeds" which Davies likes to plant for the regular viewer?
Mention of "Mr Saxon" again suggests that "Saxon" is likely to be this season's "Bad Wolf" or "Torchwood". I get the impression that this arc might have been better thought through, though, as it was first mentioned as far back as Love and Monsters on a newspaper being read by Peter Kay's Abzorbaloff.
I always suspected the Bad Wolf arc was a bit of an after-thought, and Torchwood, although better realised, always smacked of product placement. Saxon sounds like a plan!
You'd actually have to be living on the Moon to have missed the fact in pre-publicity that Mr Saxon is an MP, probably the PM, and is to be played by John Simm. An actor of Simm's stature isn't coming in to DW in less than a highly-significant role, so it's a reasonable assumption that Saxon is probably The Master. Having brought back the Daleks and the Cybermen, The Master is next on the list for a revival.
The Doctor dropping in a line that he didn't have a brother "any more" has to be significant. Therefore, Saxon. Master. Doctor's brother? All one and the same. We will see!
Another interesting "throwaway" line was Martha's confirmation that Adeola, killed in Army Of Ghosts, was her cousin. Everything Davies writes appear to be for a reason - so, is this little titbit set to be important, or is it just a way of explaining away the same actress playing both parts? It could be said that The Doctor killed Adeola - or could be made to look like that . . .
And what of the Plasmavore? With a forthcoming episode called The Family Of Blood, it's another fair assumption that this is a name we'll hear again. And is there some residue from The Doctor being drained of blood?
All in all, an above-average season opener - taking Dalek and Cybermen starters out of the equation, the best first episode since Warriors Of The Deep, with any amount of promise for treats to come.
A solid seven and a half out of 10. Welcome back!