There is a fantastic old story of Tom Baker's about how, one Saturday afternoon, he and a colleague were out attending some exhibition or other and realized they wouldn't be back home in time to see that day's episode of "Doctor Who." (Usually Tom didn't watch the show, but there was something specific he wanted to see about this one, part three of "The Deadly Assassin.") Tom told his colleague to drive into the nearest suburban neighborhood, and then they picked out a house at random and knocked on the door. The father of the household answered and Tom asked, "Excuse me, do you watch 'Doctor Who' here?" And the father said, "Please, just come in!" And then this family sat round their television, with Doctor Who, watching that day's Doctor Who! Here in "The Idiot's Lantern," there is a scene that's very nearly the same thing, where the Doctor sits down to watch the television with a monster in it with a normal family, though he's not quite so welcomed by the father in this instance, and tells said father a thing or two. I can't help but wonder if Mark Gatiss didn't have that old Tom anecdote in mind when he wrote this episode.
And it's a decent, solid little episode. You sort of always know that with a Mark Gatiss story, it will be dependable. It doesn't really take any risks or wow you with some amazing development or revelation, but it does go through all the familiar moves spot on. Terrance Dicks is somewhat similar, and again I wonder if that's an approach Gatiss deliberately tries to mimic... make sure you've got it all right. That said, though the moves are familiar and perhaps a tad predictable, they aren't boringly so, as the basic subject of the story isn't one that "Doctor Who" has really tackled before, certainly not in the TV series anyway.
But what about the Wire villain being basically another version of the Great Intelligence from the 60s, you may ask. Yes, that's true, but that's not the basic subject of the story. That subject is that family that the Doctor barges in on and watches TV with. On my first go-around in watching this, I bristled a bit at the family as they seemed to be too stereotypical dysfunctional to me. On my second viewing, I realized that was entirely the point. They're like a typical 50s TV sitcom family, but in negative, meaning all the non-subtle broadstrokes are all still there, just showing the opposite picture of what we'd see in a TV show of the period. This is most evident in the scene on the doorstep of the house after Rose has been de-faced, where all the family members gather together to argue out the moral of the family's story in perfectly written speeches that are nothing to do with the real world.... exactly as TV shows of the time did, only the sermon here is about how the ideal 50s family wasn't at all happy, how the father was the bully and how the wife shouldn't have put up with him, and so on. And now I've no problem with this at all, apart from thinking that Jamie Forman as Eddie Connolly was perhaps a bit too one-note and one-volume even for this approach. Debra Gillett and Rory Jennings seemed to be tuned just right though.
If there is one thing that's wrong with this episode, it's the sidelining of Rose 20 minutes into it. Now, it does make David Tennant's Doctor angrier than we've seen him yet, and that was fun to watch, but I didn't like being without Billie Piper so long. It was often said last season that they'd perhaps given too much time to developing Rose in the scripts, and now I'm wondering if they haven't oversteered the other way this season, giving too much time to the Doctor. The only episode this year that really showed off Billie Piper's skills was "New Earth," and most of the time there she was playing Cassandra, not Rose. Hopefully this will turn around in the back half of the season. As I half-suspect that this was deliberately done because Billie's time was really needed on another set for another episode, that may well turn out to be the case. That said, Rose does get good moments in the screen time she does have, like telling Mr. Connolly how a union flag should be flown, or telling Tommy at the end not to just cut off his father or he'll regret it in future, and especially when she tracks down Mr. Magpie in his shop and challenges him, and then realizes halfway into that that she's walked straight into the lion's den and is in real trouble.
Meanwhile David Tennant really gets some nice material to shine with here. I especially liked the almost "Ark in Space" moment where he suddenly recovers consciousness after having been knocked out and starts talking about it at a million miles an hour at the same time his eyes open. "Hell of a right hook!" On first viewing, I thought that maybe he was getting too one-note, one-volume as well, but on second thought, he really isn't, as though he does get as loud as he can get a lot in the second half, each time he does it's interrupted with another scene of him just being intense. One thing I think he should watch out for in future though, and this is probably more the director's and producer's job to keep an eye on really, is how we're starting to get too many shots of him posing dramatically at a door he's just opened and is about to walk through. It's not there yet, but at the end of this road is Paul Darrow in season 4 of "Blake's 7," and we don't want that.
Well, what of the Wire and Maureen Lipman's performance? She is the cosmic villain in this after all, and she's brilliant. Like I said, it's by no means a very original idea, but it is executed very, very well. We're all familiar with the evils of continuity announcers... they delight in nothing more than ruining the b-section of our favorite theme music for example, and so it was nice to see one be revealed for her true colors. Literally so, on one brilliant occasion, when her TV image shifts into color for one scene of her taunting the Doctor. I do feel the need to point out one massive flub in the final scenes on the tower, however. The Wire tries multiple times to electrocute the Doctor as it did poor Mr. Magpie (oh, and well done Ron Cook, by the way), and the reason we're given for its failure is that the Doctor's wearing rubber soled shoes. That would be fine... if he were standing on the ground when she tried this and not clinging with his bare hands to a huge metal tower as he is and grounding himself that way. Oh, and one other faux pas I wonder about... how do the people who've had their faces taken breathe? I'm not seeing any visible airways open there. On the plus side, I love the idea of trapping the monster by rerouting into a recording, on a Betamax tape no less, then later taping over it to kill it, though they really should've put a "With thanks to the writer of "The Ring"" credit on the end of the episode at this.
Two fan-wishes. In the "Doctor Who Confidential" episode that accompanies this, Mark Gatiss and David Tennant confirm that there was a line that would've referenced the Doctor's death-fall from a radio telescope tower in "Logopolis" just before he went up after Magpie and the Wire. I really wish that could've stayed in, darn it. Also, in the scenes of people all over London starting to get their faces sucked off by the Wire near the end, I wish we could've had one shot of someone with a photo camera pointed at his TV, taking tele-snaps of the big occasion, with a nameplate somewhere in shot that says "John Cura" on it.
Overall then, it was decent, solid, and enjoyable. Just OK, but in a good way. 7 out of 10 from me.